Disclaimer

Kamranwell.shop Disclaimer: Straight Talk from Real Humans

Let’s cut to the chase: We’re not here to play doctor, dietitian, or therapist. Kamranwell.shop is your quirky neighbor who hands you a tape measure and says, “Let’s see what’s up!”—not a replacement for real medical advice. Before you dive into our tools, here’s the raw, unpolished truth about what we do (and don’t do).

1. Our Tools? Think “Backyard Science Experiment.”

We built these calculators in a caffeine-fueled haze because BMI charts bored us to tears. They’re for fun, curiosity, and maybe a lightbulb moment—not for diagnosing your Aunt Linda’s knee pain or your coworker’s gluten obsession.

  • Example: If our BMI tool labels you “overweight,” don’t panic. You could be hiding biceps under that sweater or retaining water from last night’s ramen.
  • What to do: Treat results like a horoscope. Entertaining? Sure. Life-changing? Only if you let it be.

2. We Mess Up Sometimes (So Double-Check!)

Confession time:

  • Typos ruin everything. If you type “5’2” as “5’12,” our calculator will side-eye you. Always proofread.
  • Life’s messy; formulas aren’t. BMI doesn’t care if you’re pregnant, post-surgery, or stress-eating Oreos. Our tools can’t either.
  • Tech tantrums. If the site crashes while you’re mid-calculation, blame gremlins in the code. We’ll fix it, but we can’t undo your rage-clicking.

3. Not Medical Advice—Like, At All

Repeat after us: Kamranwell.shop ≠ WebMD.

  • Our “Mental Health Meter” is a mood ring, not a therapy session.
  • The “Belly Fat Checker” won’t magically shrink your waistline.
  • Our BMI calculator hasn’t met your medical history.  Your doctor has.

Translation: If you’re worried about your health, close this tab and call someone with a stethoscope.

4. Your Privacy? We’re Not Creeps

We’re not into data hoarding. Here’s the skinny:

  • We don’t save your secrets. Unless you create an account, your midnight snack log stays between you and your fridge.
  • Cookies? Just the chocolate chip kind. We use basic ones to remember your login—not to stalk your late-night Google searches.
  • Third-party links? Proceed with caution. If we link to a blog about “Keto for Cats,” we’re not endorsing it. Use your judgment (and maybe ask a vet).

5. You’re the Boss—Act Like It

By using our site, you swear to:

  • Don’t blame us for bad math. If you miscalculate your BMI and start a juice cleanse from hell, that’s on you.
  • Keep kids off the tools. Our BMI calculator doesn’t speak “child.” Pediatricians do.
  • Think like a human. If our Hydration Guide says “8 glasses a day” but you’re sweating buckets in spin class, chug more H₂O. Duh.

6. BMI’s Flaws? We’ll Shout ‘Em

BMI is like judging a book by its cover—it skips the good stuff. For example:

  • Muscle vs. Fluff: A CrossFit addict and a Netflix marathoner can have the same BMI. One’s ripped, the other’s… not.
  • Belly Fat Blindness: BMI won’t flag that “spare tire” squeezing your organs. Our waist-to-height tool might—but still, ask a pro.
  • Aging Ain’t Kind: Grandma’s “normal” BMI might hide muscle loss. She’s still a legend, though.

7. Updates? We’ll Yell ‘Em from the Rooftop

Laws change. Tools evolve. If we tweak this disclaimer, we’ll plaster it on the homepage like a garage sale sign. No shady fine print. Scout’s honor.

8. Got Beef with Us? Let’s Chat

Spotted a typo? Think our tools are whack? Holler at:

  • Email: support@kamranwell.shop (We answer faster than you can say “BMI inaccuracy.”)
  • Snail Mail: [Insert Physical Address] (Bonus points if you send cookies.)

Note: We’re real people. No bots, no scripts—just folks who’ve cried over BMI charts too.

Final Reality Check: Health Is a Hot Mess
Kamranwell.shop was born because we’ve all googled “Is my BMI normal?” at 2 a.m. Spoiler: Health isn’t a math test. Use our tools to laugh, learn, and ask better questions. Then shut the laptop and go live your life.

Penned by Sarah (who hates kale), edited by Dave (who still uses a flip phone), and triple-checked by Grandma Rosa (who thinks BMI stands for “Baking Muffins Instantly”). Zero robots. Zero AI. Just humans keeping it real.

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P.S. If you’re still reading, go hydrate. Seriously. Your cells are begging you.