Privacy Policy

Kamranwell.shop Privacy Policy

Hey, it’s Sarah and Dave from Kamranwell.shop. Yeah, the folks who built that BMI calculator you’ve been obsessing over. We’re here to talk privacy, but let’s skip the robotic legalese. Imagine we’re chatting at a coffee shop, and I’m scribbling this on a napkin.

1. What We Grab (And What We Don’t)

When you poke around our site, here’s what we might snag:

  • What you type: Like your height, weight, or email if you sign up for our “Weekly Health Rants” newsletter. (Don’t worry—we won’t spam you with kale recipes.)
  • Automatic crumbs: Your IP address (think: your internet ZIP code) and browser type. If you spend an hour on our belly fat tool, we’ll notice, but we’re too busy eating tacos to stalk you.
  • Cookies: Not the chocolate chip kind. These are digital breadcrumbs to remember your login. If cookies creep you out, toss ’em in your browser settings.

What we never touch:

  • Your social security number, credit card digits, or that embarrassing Spotify playlist titled “Breakup Sob Fest.”
  • Your secret Google searches like, “Why does my elbow crack when I do push-ups?”

2. Why We Bother Collecting This Stuff

We’re not data hoarders. Here’s the deal:

  • To make tools work: Can’t calculate your BMI without your height and weight. Duh.
  • To fix glitches: If the site crashes, your IP address helps us hunt down gremlins in the code. (Dave swears they live in the server room.)
  • To stop sucking: If everyone ignores our “Waist-to-Height” tool, we’ll revamp it while crying into our cold pizza.
  • To email you: Only if you sign up! Unsubscribe anytime with one click. (We’ll cry, but we’ll respect it.)

3. How We Guard Your Junk

We treat your data like Grandma’s china cabinet:

  • Encryption: Scrambles your info into secret codes. Hackers get gibberish, like Dave’s morning coffee orders.
  • Locked doors: Only Sarah, Dave, and Grandma Rosa (yes, really) can peek at your deets. Even then, Rosa just wants to know if you’re eating enough.
  • No selling: We’re not data pimps. Your info stays here. Pinky swear.

But let’s be real: If a hacker ever breaks in, we’ll email you faster than you can scream, “MY BMI IS 26?!”

4. Third-Party Links: Proceed With Caution

We link to blogs, studies, or that sketchy “Keto for Cats” site. Heads up:

  • We don’t control them: If you buy “magic weight-loss gummi bears” from a linked site, that’s on you.
  • Their rules apply: Read their privacy policies. We’re not your mom.

5. Kids Under 13? Nuh-uh.

Our tools are for adults. If you’re under 13:

  • Ask your parent/guardian: Before typing anything, get their okay. (Bonus: They might make you pancakes.)
  • We’ll nuke kiddo data: If we spot a 12-year-old, we’ll delete their stuff like last week’s expired milk.

6. Your Rights (You’re the CEO Here)

You can:

  • Ask what we know: Email [support@kamranwell.shop] for a copy of your data. We’ll reply faster than Dave can say, “I forgot my password… again.”
  • Fix mistakes: If we’ve got your height wrong (did you say 7’5”?), tell us.
  • Delete everything: Want us to forget you? Hit “Delete Account” or email us. Poof—gone like Dave’s hairline.
  • Ditch emails: Click unsubscribe in any newsletter. We’ll mourn silently.

7. Where Your Data Chills

Our servers are in [Insert Country/Region], guarded by firewalls and Dave’s old college buddy who works IT. If you’re in Europe, we follow GDPR rules—no shady stuff.

8. Policy Updates? We’ll Blast a Airhorn

Laws change. Tech evolves. If we tweak this policy, we’ll:

  • Post a flashing banner on the site.
  • Email subscribers (if you’re signed up).
  • Never bury changes in size-2 font.

9. Got Beef? Holler at Us

Think we’re too nosy? Found a typo? Let’s taco ’bout it:

Final Note: We’re Just Humans

Kamranwell.shop was built by people who hate spam, love privacy, and still argue about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. We’ll never sell your data, judge your BMI, or spam you with ads for “detox tea.” Thanks for trusting us—we’ll keep it real.